Spyware Problem, Serious Answers Please?

Ok Here It Goes.

Lately I've been getting tons of spyware on my computer, so my spyware scanner says.

I have:

Anti-Virus : Nod 32

Spyware : Spyware Doctor

And I also have Registry Mechanic

When I scan with Nod 32, it always comes up to be zero infections, so I'm about 99% sure it's not a virus problem

But when I scan with Spyware Doctor, the results are like..

1st Scan: 5 Infections

2nd Scan: 30 Infections

3rd Scan: 3 Infections

All these scans are one after another, with like a zero second waiting time between them.

And also, it says I haven't ran smart update in about 547 days, and I've ran it recently, and it says it's up to date. Even though the main menu says Last Update: 547 Days Ago.

Please Help Me, My Computer's Acting Kinda Slow, And I Hate It.

How Do I Get Rid Of All The Spyware Once And For All?

Oh, and if you could, please:

-Be Serious

-Be Helpful

-Keep It Short/Tidey

-If you can't keep it short or tidey, please don't cram all the infomation onto one paragraph.

Spyware Problem, Serious Answers Please?

I am not sure about Nod32 because I have been relying on AVG a lot.

As for spyware detection I have been replying on Spyware Blaster.

In addition to that 2 softwares, you may want to get CCleaner to purge your "junks" as well. Things like temp folders, cookies, registries etc... can be purged to make your system runs more effectively.